The things you no longer use...18 ++ joke

wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, se$y young lady...

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me, your faithful wife and the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"

The husband replies "Wait, wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened".

"It had better be good because it'll be the last thing I hear from you. But make it good, you unfaithful pig you!"

So the husband begins to tell his story...


"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.


I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made foryou last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight; the poor thing practically devoured them!


Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed new clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary that you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very grateful to me, but as I walked her to the door, she turned around to me with tears in her eyes, and she asked me:


"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

## I can only relate this to how woman not always appreciate what precious things they have ##